if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
i just slammed my fists on the table
SOFISKFID STOP ITTTTT
FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW
LET YOUR POWER SHINE
I CAN’T WITH YOU PERFECT PEOPLE ANYMORE
I will always re-blog this, even my daughter thinks it’s hilarious.
get to know me (5 favourite tv shows): sherlock
I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.
Small child: 1; Lady: 0
i feel like every video game has “that annoying underwater level”
The First and Last Lines
Me during tests